An Ode to Pistachios

Oh pistachio you are the best nut ever

You are so nutritious and delicious

Your shells are hard to open with my finger

Your green skin flaky like a snake’s dead skin

Oh how you taste so wonderfully good

You give me healthy fats and protein too

And although a serving is only an oz

Your tastiness fills my 2 pound heart

With fiber and protein and no sugar at all

How I wish I could take you to the ball

(And eat you mwahaha)

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