Cheese sauces can be poured on literally anything. Vegetables fruit, cake, it'll make anything taste better. Well blue cheese is like my favorite cheese so I thought why not make a blue cheese sauce and oh man did it go wrong. First off, I added too much milk. Then, I forgot to add the flour … Continue reading Blue Cheese Sauce Fail
Pork is gods gift to man. It's pink so it's manly and it tastes good so it's edible. Now jamon iberico is basically meat from a pig that has been fed an all veggie diet. Man, that pig musta had a sucky life. I mean, he's fed only veggies his whole life and then dies … Continue reading Why I Love Jamon Iberico
You guys already know how much I love cheese. I don't even have to mention it. Buuuuut, I'm still going to. Oh cheese, you are my love, my life. Oh cheese, I'm in love. Hold ooooon, hold oooooooooon. Anywho, what's better than cheese you may ask? More cheese. Especially with blue cheese. Is the word … Continue reading Three Cheese Green Bean Casserole
I love mashed potatoes. I would marry mashed potatoes. And then eat my new wife. That's how much I love mashed potatoes. Unfortunately, half a cup of that delicious nectar is over 200 calories. And I need atleast 4 cups to be satisfied. So after getting a brain freeze after drinking cold water, my brilliant … Continue reading Mashed Cauliflower – Experiment Gone Wrong
My family and I recently returned from Spain. Now in order to return, we had to take a 6 AM flight to Frankfurt and then fly from Frankfurt back to Boston. This wouldn't be an issue, except for the fact that our train ride back from Granada only arrived at 11 PM, meaning we couldn't … Continue reading Why Salmorejo is the Best Cure for a Stomachache
Spain has some good food. And when I say good, I mean DELICIOUS! However, the restaurant you choose has a massive impact on what type of food you receive. I know, duuuuuuuh. In Sevilla, a city in Spain, one restaurant stood out among the rest and that restaurant was Eslava. Just to whet your appetite, … Continue reading Eslava: Possibly the Best Restaurant in Spain?
Every business scams people. It's how they make money. I mean, Burger King charges you like 5 bucks for some lettuce and grilled chicken coated in MSG. So worth it, right? However, Spain's food scam is revolting, it's terrible, and it's deliciously cynical. You know how restaurants give you free bread at the beginning of … Continue reading The Restaurant Scam in Spain
Tortilla Española is a traditional dish served in Spain. It's basically a latke with eggs mixed in, and it's freaking delicious. Why does everything with potatoes have to taste so dang good. Why can't make taste like potatoes. Genetic modifying, amirite? The so-called best Tortilla Española in Spain lies in Bar Santos, a tapas bar … Continue reading Bar Santos’s Tortilla Española Review
Moldy cheese. That sounds appetizing. Actually it is because blue cheese is basically moldy cheese. I think that's why it's blue. I'm not sure I'm too lazy to research it. Feel free to google it though. Or yahoo it if your like 80 years old. No offense intended yahoo users. Anyways, blue cheese is real … Continue reading Broccoli and Blue Cheese Casserole
So I love Churros more than the next person. I mean, it's butter and sugar blended together and fried.... what wouldn't I love. However, American Churros are quite awful. They are so greasy and heavy and well, I'm pretty sure they aren't even made with real butter. This is probably relevant. Anyways, meet Churros from Spain. THEY … Continue reading Spanish Churros are INCREDIBLE!!!!