Healthy Baked Ziti with Cauliflower

Now I love my baked pasta. It's cheesy and tasty but normally so calorific that if I made it I, a bulking teen, would end the day way over my calorie goals. It also is so void of nutrients. I mean, white pasta, processed tomato sauce, and cheese. So many nutrients, amirite? That's why I … Continue reading Healthy Baked Ziti with Cauliflower

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Mashed Cauliflower – Experiment Gone Wrong

I love mashed potatoes. I would marry mashed potatoes. And then eat my new wife. That's how much I love mashed potatoes. Unfortunately, half a cup of that delicious nectar is over 200 calories. And I need atleast 4 cups to be satisfied. So after getting a brain freeze after drinking cold water, my brilliant … Continue reading Mashed Cauliflower – Experiment Gone Wrong

Cheesy Cauliflower Greek Yogurt Bake

So Greek yogurt is sourr. Sour af. But sour cream is also sour. And cauliflower has waaaaaaay less calories than potatoes. Now here's the thing. Normally I like to season stuff. Seasoning is good right? But this dish, don't season. That's right, take your little glasses of happiness and toss em out the window. So … Continue reading Cheesy Cauliflower Greek Yogurt Bake

Cauliflower “Breadsticks”

I love bread. That's probably why I got fat. I mean, have you guys ever seen a 13 year old eat the whole basket of bread sticks in Olive Garden without blinking an eye. Well I have and that's because the restaurant had a mirror. Anyways, now that it's been almost a year since I … Continue reading Cauliflower “Breadsticks”

Cauliflower “Buffalo Wings” with a Blue Cheese Dipping Sauce

Now I love chicken. I love buffalo sauce. And god damn do I love me some blue cheese. But let me tell you what I don't love. Having to spend money on new clothes which is what I'll have to do if I keep eating fried buffalo wings. Why do calories exist? Anyways, I woke … Continue reading Cauliflower “Buffalo Wings” with a Blue Cheese Dipping Sauce