Homemade Pizza (kinda)

So it's been a while since I've posted. Just been busy at school and haven't had much time/energy. Last week was April break and you'd think I'd be able to chill then but nope. Got my wisdom teeth pulled. How pleasant. Anyways, jokes aside, April break was still a blast for me since I cooked … Continue reading Homemade Pizza (kinda)


I Scream for Ice Cream

We all scream for ice cream. I mean, ice cream is like universally thought of as happiness. However, normally made with cream and sugar, it isn't the healthiest thing ever. Too bad, if it was I'd be able to down ice cream all day instead of kale. Anywhere you go around the world, ice cream … Continue reading I Scream for Ice Cream

Why I Love Jamon Iberico

Pork is gods gift to man. It's pink so it's manly and it tastes good so it's edible. Now jamon iberico is basically meat from a pig that has been fed an all veggie diet. Man, that pig musta had a sucky life. I mean, he's fed only veggies his whole life and then dies … Continue reading Why I Love Jamon Iberico

The Restaurant Scam in Spain

Every business scams people. It's how they make money. I mean, Burger King charges you like 5 bucks for some lettuce and grilled chicken coated in MSG. So worth it, right? However, Spain's food scam is revolting, it's terrible, and it's deliciously cynical. You know how restaurants give you free bread at the beginning of … Continue reading The Restaurant Scam in Spain

Spanish Churros are INCREDIBLE!!!!

So I love Churros more than the next person. I mean, it's butter and sugar blended together and fried.... what wouldn't I love. However, American Churros are quite awful. They are so greasy and heavy and well, I'm pretty sure they aren't even made with real butter. This is probably relevant. Anyways, meet Churros from Spain. THEY … Continue reading Spanish Churros are INCREDIBLE!!!!

Spanish Salami Iberico AMAZING!!!

So we all know about jamon iberico. It's cured pork meat and it tastes like heaven. Like I was in love with bacon and now I'm in love with jamon iberico. It may not be crispy but it's still tasty. Anyways, my parents and I were at this random restaurant in a plaza in Madrid, … Continue reading Spanish Salami Iberico AMAZING!!!